"What's in a name? That which we call a rose..."

call those danishes
or roses of muhammed.
they are delicious.

それらをdanishes と呼びなさい
またはばらはのmuhammed。
それらはおいしい。

Spill

Sweater catches glass of water
falling, splashing,
oh no, my G5

セーターは水のガラスをつかまえる
はねかける落下
オハイオ州の否、私のG5

Confession

Why do I like them?
Their music is like candy
Ashlee, Lindsay...sigh

Be quiet.

it is three a.m
you should be sleeping, kiddo.
dammit, be quiet.

Music Snobbery

I so don’t like jazz
It sounds like nails on chalk boards
Fans of jazz….crazy

Ode to Uma

Oh Uma Thurman
I still find you beautiful
Though others might not

let's make a deal...

gurmant grewal says
he has tapes of the emer-
son deal. bwaaaahhhhhhaaaa...

halftime show...

halftime was best part.
jagger's flat as a pancake.
superbowl was dull.

Freyperbole

did Oprah think Frey
really broke into a
million little pieces?

Sit down together

Sit at round tables
They signal a reunion
The center joins us